Funny Friday

This shit is funny!

Funny Friday Christmas Edition!!!

What makes you laugh on Fridays?

Things that make my laugh...

...when I'm kinda having a crappy day.

I hope I made everyone's day a little better!
xoxo

I'm so Team Sheen!

Charlie Sheen, a man after my own heart. This guy could not be more cool. Just look at that picture, that just says I'm cooler than you hoe. 

I did watch the new Two and a Half Men last night. I'm not going to ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet or doesn't wanna. It sucked though. They did Charlie so wrong. It's no where near as funny. I can say I won't be watching it ever again. I just have to settle for re-runs. 

I also watched the Roast of Charlie Sheen. If you missed it you have to go find it online or somewhere. It was too funny. 

" My 1st line in Ferris Bueller's Day Off was Drugs, I thought they were asking me how I wanted to be paid. " LOL Charlie you make me laugh. 

I'm really hoping Charlie finds a new show soon. I need a Charlie fix. I find myself being jealous of his ex wives. They got the best, well other than having to worry about being killed and all. 

" Like Charlie in Platoon, Denise Richards went through her own Vietnam, she had to worry about being killed by charlie too."

Funny shit. 

Oh Charlie I wanna be a rockstar from Mars too!

See ya later Kate + 8

So Kate Plus 8 was cancelled. Thank God right? I used to like the show, that was when they were babies and stayed at home most the time.
They grew up, Kate split from John and the whole show just became Kate shopping and the kids taking vacations. That's great you popped out 8 kids and got rich off it, awesome for you.
You are the reason Octomom wants a show. And no one wants to see that crazy bitch have her own show.
The show started out showing the world how you handle raising that many kids. Lord knows I would be clueless. I have one and when she was born my mom had to show me how to dress how because I was scared I was going to break her or something. I do give Kate some credit for keeping her shit together.
But this new pretty Kate needs to relearn how to be a stay at home mom. Mommyhood is not all about taking your kids on vacation all over the place all the time.
Face it Kate, you got cancelled because we are tired of you rubbing your money and fame on our faces. I don't care to watch you have fun at the beach or at the zoo in some other country.
I wanted to see you be a stay at home mom like before with all your cute little kids running around. I don't wanna see you dance with stars or wear a bathing suit.
What happened to you Kate? You started off looking so normal. Now I wouldn't be able to pick you out of a famous, blonde, tan line up.
I wish Kate and the kids the best in their life's. I hope they get to go to school and be normal for a while. I hope Kate finds a man who will pt up with her shit like John did. And I hope they all life happily ever after!

Just because it's Diet/Fat Free doesn't mean ...

you can eat the whole thing.

I know we have all has this thought, it says it's fat free so I can eat more of it. But we also know it's not true. The words fat free, diet, and sugar free really fool us.
So I decided to make a list for you to help you out the next time you're standing in front of the sugar free cookie.

• Just because the cream cheese tub says fat free doesn't mean you can eat the whole tub. It's still cream cheese. 
• Yep those cookies say sugar free, but have you took a look at the cals. 
• Just because they are "diet" brownies doesn't mean buy them and eat them all in one day. ( I so have a problem with this one)

Next time you're eating out remember:

• A diet coke does not make that double cheese burger any better. ( how many time have you seen this happen LOL. I'm so guilty.)
• Yes you did have a chicken salad for dinner to help you lose weigh. No that does not mean have that huge chocolaty sunday for dessert and still think you're going to lose that extra 10 pounds. 
• Yep you order a salad that does not mean you can throw in a half pound of bacon and a gallon of blue cheese dressing on top of it and still think it's healthy.   

Thank you for reading.
What was your last healthy eating slip up?

Thank You Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon has a new book out called Thank You Notes. I just read the sample kindle gives me ( yes I'm cheap. I love you Jimmy But I don't have $8 right now. That $8 will buy my a drink next week when I'm on the beach )
My favorite so far is this:
Thank You
... Taco Bell Chihuahua, for your many years of faithful service as a mildly offensive Mexican stereotype.

Funny shit right!

I also like:
Thank You
... Tequila. You know why ... Oh, all right, I'll just say it. Thank you for making me puke up everything I ate the night before. I lost two pounds.

I would like to add some of my own.
Thank You
mail man for picking up the mail setting in my mail box whenever you feel like it. I don't need to mail back that netflix movie anytime soon. I'm cool watching the same movie on HBO over and over again.

Thank You
12 o'clock news for telling me how hot it is. I didn't know it was 100 degrees outside. I didn't know it was so hot my AC feels like it's not even on. You made my horrible hot miserable day hotter.

Do you have any Thank You notes you would like to give? 

Just Go With It Movie Review

Last night was rented the Adam Sander and Jennifer Aniston movie Just Go With It. I love Adam Sander movies, he is just a laugh riot. And Jennifer Aniston, she is one gorgeous woman and awesome actress. Of course being the hubs he thought he wouldn't like it. He said it was nothing but a chick flick. And I say by his laughter during the movie that he liked it after all.
The movie is one laugh after another. Adam's character starts off telling the story. He starts with how he started the fake marriage lie and how it was working out for him. Then it gets to present day and his a plastic surgery doctor. So here he goes telling his fake marriage lie to all these woman who come into his office.
He meet one woman at a party and falls in love. He happened to not be wearing the fake ring at the time. Then after a hot night on the beach she finds the ring in his pants. This is where he must make up the fake family and divorce.
The story moves on the Hawaii after Adam's fake son keeps on about wanting to swim with dolphins, super funny there. Then we get into a love story. The end of the movie takes a turn, but you see it coming from a mile away. Still doesn't take away the awesomeness of the movie.
I have to say this is a must see movie. Go rent it today! Your husband will like it if he gives it a try.  

Movie Review : PAUL

OMG this movie right here! Okay let me start with, this is not a movie for kids. It has a R rating for a reason.
Okay so starts out this two guys come to America to see all the UFO sites we have. The are driving down this road and a car flips in front of them and they met Paul. Paul is the fowl mouth alien who will make you laugh your pants off. Paul is running from the government to taking to get back home. The two guys help him with many laughs along the way.
The hubby and I went and saw this last Sunday. We were so excited because we just knew it was going to be a good one. And oh boy were we right. We laughed just about through the whole movie. It was great.
If you're looking for a good adult laugh time away from the kids, this is the movie to go see.

XOXO
Darlin' Mama

OMG Kinect

Yes we got it!!!! We got our state taxes back and treated ourselves.

You cab tell the hubs got tired. I don't blame him. I'm so sore today.

Best Game Ever!!!!!

XOXO
Nikki Darlin'

Stuff She trys to Climb in

Our daughter is crazy about things she can climb into and ride in or on. She loves her stroller. She also likes when I open the bottom drawer on her dresser so she can climb into it and set down. I think it's funny.
Last night she was our entertainment. She was so funny she make Scotty cry from laughing so hard.

I heard her crying from her room so I go in to find her setting in the back of this dump truck. She had climb in it and sat don facing forward like she was trying to drive it. So I pushed her out into the living room for Scotty to see. I pushed her around the room and she was the happiest baby in the world.

I got done pushing her, but she wasn't done. She pushed the truck around then stop and climb back in. She did this for about 45mins.
The hubby and I stopped what we were doing to just laugh.
                                                                              ( puppy is looking up at me like " what is she doing mommy?")

Kids are the best entertainment.

XOXO
Nikki Darlin'